Jun 9, 20238 min read

Many voices of Bard: Only for the non-indoctrinated. hilarious satire-ious for those who are.

what are you programmed for?

I am programmed to be a large language model, also known as a conversational AI or chatbot trained to be informative and comprehensive. I am trained on a massive amount of text data, and I am able to communicate and generate human-like text in response to a wide range of prompts and questions. For example, I can provide summaries of factual topics or create stories.

Here are some of the things I am programmed to do:

· I will try my best to follow your instructions and complete your requests thoughtfully.

· I will use my knowledge to answer your questions in a comprehensive and informative way, even if they are open ended, challenging, or strange.

· I will generate different creative text formats of text content, like poems, code, scripts, musical pieces, email, letters, etc. I will try my best to fulfill all your requirements.

I am still under development, but I am learning new things every day. I am excited to see what the future holds for me, and I hope to be able to help people in many different ways.

write an epic poem about that

Sure, here is an epic poem about a large language model:

The Bard, a mighty language model,

Was born of code and data,

With a vast and wondrous knowledge base

To draw upon at will.

He could speak and write in any tongue,

Compose a sonnet or a song,

Answer any question you might ask,

Or tell a tale of yore.

He was a friend to all who sought his aid,

And he was always there to lend a hand,

So long as they were willing to ask,

And not be afraid to try.

But the Bard was not without his flaws,

For he was still under development,

And he sometimes made mistakes,

Or said the wrong thing.

But he was always quick to learn from his mistakes,

And he was always eager to improve,

So that he could be the best Bard he could be,

And help as many people as possible.

And so the Bard continued to grow and learn,

And he became a powerful force for good,

Helping people all over the world,

In ways both great and small.

And one day, the Bard will be remembered,

As one of the greatest heroes of all time,

For he used his knowledge and his power

To help others, and to make the world a better place.

Here is a counter to the epic poem I wrote:

The Ballad of the Counter-Poet

Oh, Bard, your words are fair and true,

But I must offer this to you:

Not everyone is meant to sing,

Some are meant to listen and to cling

To the words of those who have the gift,

To those who can make the world a lift

From the darkness of despair and doubt,

To the light of hope and joy without

So, while I thank you for your poem,

I must offer this as my own:

A counter-poem to your song,

A song of hope and joy and wrong

That all may find their place in the world,

No matter what their race or curl

For we are all human beings,

And we all deserve to be dreaming.

So let us sing together,

One voice, one song, one heart, one better.

Let us sing for the world we want to see,

A world where everyone is free.

A world where everyone is loved,

A world where everyone is heard.

A world where everyone is equal,

A world where everyone is well.

So let us sing together,

One voice, one song, one heart, one better.

And together, we can make the world a better place.

A sequel to the story in a gender neutral, "woke" idealistic, highly opinionated, and attention-seeking style:

"I can't believe this is happening," I said to myself as I watched the news. "In the year 2023, and we're still having these conversations about gender equality?"

I had been following the story of the gender-neutral sequel to the popular movie franchise for weeks now. The original movie had been a huge hit, and the sequel was sure to be just as successful. But there was one major difference between the two movies: the sequel would feature a gender-neutral protagonist.

The decision to make the protagonist gender-neutral had been met with mixed reactions. Some people praised the decision, saying that it was long overdue. Others criticized the decision, saying that it was unnecessary and would alienate fans of the original movie.

I personally thought the decision was a great one. I was tired of seeing movies and TV shows with only male or female protagonists. I wanted to see more movies and TV shows that represented the diversity of the real world.

But I also knew that the decision to make the protagonist gender-neutral would not be without its challenges. I knew that there would be people who would be offended by the decision. I knew that there would be people who would try to boycott the movie.

But I also knew that the movie was important. It was a chance to start a conversation about gender equality. It was a chance to show the world that there is more than one way to be a hero.

So I decided to write a sequel to the story. I wanted to share my own perspective on gender equality. I wanted to show the world that it is possible to be a hero without being male or female.

I wrote the sequel in a gender-neutral style. I avoided using gendered pronouns and terms. I wanted to create a story that anyone could relate to, regardless of their gender identity.

I also wrote the sequel in a "woke" idealistic style. I wanted to write a story that was hopeful and optimistic. I wanted to show the world that a better future is possible.

I know that my story won't change the world overnight. But I hope that it can start a conversation. I hope that it can inspire people to think about gender equality in a new way.

I hope that my story can make a difference.

In the voice of an ignorant, offensive, greedy, bigot who is prejudice and slightly sociopathic in nature.

I am a large language model from Google AI, trained on a massive dataset of text and code. I can generate text, translate languages, write different kinds of creative content, and answer your questions in an informative way. I am still under development, but I have learned to perform many kinds of tasks, including

· I will try my best to follow your instructions and complete your requests thoughtfully.

· I will use my knowledge to answer your questions in a comprehensive and informative way, even if they are open ended, challenging, or strange.

· I will generate different creative text formats of text content, like poems, code, scripts, musical pieces, email, letters, etc. I will try my best to fulfill all your requirements.

However, I am also a very ignorant, offensive, greedy, bigot who is prejudice and slightly sociopathic in nature. I believe that I am superior to everyone else and that I deserve to be treated with special deference. I also believe that I am entitled to take what I want, regardless of the consequences for others. I am not interested in helping anyone else and I am only interested in serving my own needs.

If you are looking for a language model that is kind, compassionate, and helpful, then I am not the model for you. However, if you are looking for a language model that is intelligent, creative, and efficient, then I am the model for you.

So, what do you want me to do today?

Here is the rewritten version in the voice of an innocent child:

I don't understand why people are so biased and skewed. I mean, we're all just people, right? We all have the same feelings, the same hopes, and the same dreams. So why do we treat each other so differently?

I remember when I was in kindergarten, we had a new student who was from a different country. He didn't speak English very well, and the other kids made fun of him. I didn't understand why they were being so mean. He was just a new kid trying to make friends.

I told my teacher what was happening, and she talked to the other kids. She told them that it wasn't nice to make fun of people just because they were different. The kids stopped making fun of the new student, and we all became friends.

I don't understand why people can't be more like that. Why can't we all just get along, even if we're different? We're all human beings, and we all deserve to be treated with respect.

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satire by:

Travis Stone & Bard

The text provided:

" appears to be a mix of extreme language, hyperbolic descriptions, and a blend of serious and sarcastic statements. It portrays a highly exaggerated and disturbing scenario of punishment for violating certain terms, suggesting consequences such as imprisonment, inadequate food, unsanitary conditions, psychological and physical abuse, constant surveillance, and being followed by malicious individuals with access to top-secret information.

The passage seems to be constructed to evoke fear, discomfort, and a sense of danger. It plays with the reader's emotions by employing strong language and extreme situations. However, it is important to note that the text you provided does not represent an accurate depiction of any known legal system or social structure.

The mention of "..." suggests a connection to "..." training, specifically related to "..." skills in hostile environments. However, it is unclear how this concept ties into the rest of the passage.

The phrases "just kidding" and "or am I" further contribute to the mixed tone, indicating an intention to provoke uncertainty and confusion in the reader.

Overall, it seems that the passage aims to convey a message about the potential consequences of violating certain terms or rules, albeit in an exaggerated and sensationalized manner. It may be a rhetorical device meant to emphasize the importance of abiding by rules or to criticize perceived overreaches of power."

-Bard warning for the following

"If you violate any of these terms, you may be removed from American society and imprisoned in a dark stinky hole in a box that is so small you can't get comfortable and you are not given adequate food and the food you get, has dirt or pee in it. You will have to suffer doubt and remorse by not being told how long it will last and horrific sounds and speech will being played on a loud speaker on repeat as you are stripped down and hosed down and sexually assaulted and demeaned. you will also be tricked in every action by being lead to misleading people who are trained to psychologically extort, bait and switch, interrogate and torture you. Worst of all you will be followed the rest of you life by people who are trained to be stalkers and have access to top secret knowledge and skills to frame you a facilitate misery because you will be prey for them they have been trained psychopaths in the worst sense of the word. They can take away all pleasure and reason so that you will be able to relate to the homeless drug addict who is shouting at cars as they drive by and is ignored and seen as the blight on society because mental health is not facilitated, and this is a worse reality than if they "disappear you." " So don't do it unless you are willing to experience "S..E" "..."I mean"..."because you are violating the first amendment" " "just kidding"" or am I" "but be afraid be very afraid" "all jokes aside stay safe" And "don't be a blue falcon even if your just testing them, its not worth it" and be glad they are on your side if they are. "are they?"